Maxioms Pet

X
  •   17  /  18  

    Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.

Share to:

You May Also Like   /   View all maxioms

  ( comments )
  32  /  49  

The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.

The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.

by David Ogilvy Found in: Jokes Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  47  /  36  

A difference of tastes in jokes is a great strain on the affections.

A difference of tastes in jokes is a great strain on the affections.

  ( comments )
  38  /  44  

Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any read more

Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments.

by Isaac Asimov Found in: Jokes Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  24  /  32  

Even the gods love jokes

Even the gods love jokes

by Plato Found in: Jokes Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  37  /  50  

You throw a perfectly straight line at the audience and then, right at the end, you curve it. Good jokes read more

You throw a perfectly straight line at the audience and then, right at the end, you curve it. Good jokes do that.

by Abe Burrows Found in: Jokes Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  34  /  34  

It is requisite for the relaxation of the mind that we make use, from time to time, of playful deeds read more

It is requisite for the relaxation of the mind that we make use, from time to time, of playful deeds and jokes.

  ( comments )
  42  /  51  

"He started hating me, cause I couldn't laugh at his jokes. I just started finding it impossible to laugh at read more

"He started hating me, cause I couldn't laugh at his jokes. I just started finding it impossible to laugh at his jokes the way I used to."

by Beth Henley Found in: Jokes Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  44  /  35  

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.

by Groucho Marx Found in: Jokes Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  20  /  35  

The problem with political jokes is they get elected.

The problem with political jokes is they get elected.

Maxioms Web Pet