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    I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.

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Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental read more

Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.

by George Orwell Found in: Jokes Quotes,
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Even the gods love jokes

Even the gods love jokes

by Plato Found in: Jokes Quotes,
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The problem with political jokes is they get elected.

The problem with political jokes is they get elected.

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A civil servant doesn't make jokes.

A civil servant doesn't make jokes.

by Eugene Ionesco Found in: Jokes Quotes,
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The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already read more

The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded

by George Orwell Found in: Jokes Quotes,
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The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow.

The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow.

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You throw a perfectly straight line at the audience and then, right at the end, you curve it. Good jokes read more

You throw a perfectly straight line at the audience and then, right at the end, you curve it. Good jokes do that.

by Abe Burrows Found in: Jokes Quotes,
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It is requisite for the relaxation of the mind that we make use, from time to time, of playful deeds read more

It is requisite for the relaxation of the mind that we make use, from time to time, of playful deeds and jokes.

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If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.

by Groucho Marx Found in: Jokes Quotes,
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