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It's a wise husband who will buy his wife such fine china that she won't trust him to wash the read more
It's a wise husband who will buy his wife such fine china that she won't trust him to wash the dishes
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open
Our society is set up so that most women lose their identities when their husbands die.
Our society is set up so that most women lose their identities when their husbands die.
"Chumps always make the best husbands. When you marry, Sally, grab a chump. Tap his forehead first, and if it read more
"Chumps always make the best husbands. When you marry, Sally, grab a chump. Tap his forehead first, and if it rings solid, don't hesitate."
There is so little difference between husbands you might as well keep the first.
There is so little difference between husbands you might as well keep the first.
No, I don't understand my husband's theory of relativity, but I know my husband, and I know he can be read more
No, I don't understand my husband's theory of relativity, but I know my husband, and I know he can be trusted.
His purity was too great, his aspiration too high for this poor, miserable world! His great soul is now only read more
His purity was too great, his aspiration too high for this poor, miserable world! His great soul is now only enjoying that for which it was worthy!
Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them tender.
Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them tender.
My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.