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The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes.
The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes.
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open
No, I don't understand my husband's theory of relativity, but I know my husband, and I know he can be read more
No, I don't understand my husband's theory of relativity, but I know my husband, and I know he can be trusted.
A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
It's a wise husband who will buy his wife such fine china that she won't trust him to wash the read more
It's a wise husband who will buy his wife such fine china that she won't trust him to wash the dishes
When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.
When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.
Sometimes I think [my husband] is so amazing that I don't know why he's with me. I don't know whether read more
Sometimes I think [my husband] is so amazing that I don't know why he's with me. I don't know whether I'm good enough. But if I make him happy, then I'm everything I want to be.
American husbands are the best in the world; no other husbands are so generous to their wives, or can be read more
American husbands are the best in the world; no other husbands are so generous to their wives, or can be so easily divorced.
Our society is set up so that most women lose their identities when their husbands die.
Our society is set up so that most women lose their identities when their husbands die.
