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Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.
Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.
"Chumps always make the best husbands. When you marry, Sally, grab a chump. Tap his forehead first, and if it read more
"Chumps always make the best husbands. When you marry, Sally, grab a chump. Tap his forehead first, and if it rings solid, don't hesitate."
His purity was too great, his aspiration too high for this poor, miserable world! His great soul is now only read more
His purity was too great, his aspiration too high for this poor, miserable world! His great soul is now only enjoying that for which it was worthy!
It's a wise husband who will buy his wife such fine china that she won't trust him to wash the read more
It's a wise husband who will buy his wife such fine china that she won't trust him to wash the dishes
Husbands are like fires. They go out when unattended.
Husbands are like fires. They go out when unattended.
A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.
When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.
American husbands are the best in the world; no other husbands are so generous to their wives, or can be read more
American husbands are the best in the world; no other husbands are so generous to their wives, or can be so easily divorced.
My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
