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Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.
Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.
No, I don't understand my husband's theory of relativity, but I know my husband, and I know he can be read more
No, I don't understand my husband's theory of relativity, but I know my husband, and I know he can be trusted.
Sometimes I think [my husband] is so amazing that I don't know why he's with me. I don't know whether read more
Sometimes I think [my husband] is so amazing that I don't know why he's with me. I don't know whether I'm good enough. But if I make him happy, then I'm everything I want to be.
I used to tell my husband that, if he could make me 'understand' something, it would be clear to all read more
I used to tell my husband that, if he could make me 'understand' something, it would be clear to all the other people in the country.
"Chumps always make the best husbands. When you marry, Sally, grab a chump. Tap his forehead first, and if it read more
"Chumps always make the best husbands. When you marry, Sally, grab a chump. Tap his forehead first, and if it rings solid, don't hesitate."
It's a wise husband who will buy his wife such fine china that she won't trust him to wash the read more
It's a wise husband who will buy his wife such fine china that she won't trust him to wash the dishes
My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
His purity was too great, his aspiration too high for this poor, miserable world! His great soul is now only read more
His purity was too great, his aspiration too high for this poor, miserable world! His great soul is now only enjoying that for which it was worthy!
American husbands are the best in the world; no other husbands are so generous to their wives, or can be read more
American husbands are the best in the world; no other husbands are so generous to their wives, or can be so easily divorced.
