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The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes.
The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes.
"Chumps always make the best husbands. When you marry, Sally, grab a chump. Tap his forehead first, and if it read more
"Chumps always make the best husbands. When you marry, Sally, grab a chump. Tap his forehead first, and if it rings solid, don't hesitate."
American husbands are the best in the world; no other husbands are so generous to their wives, or can be read more
American husbands are the best in the world; no other husbands are so generous to their wives, or can be so easily divorced.
When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.
When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.
A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
Our society is set up so that most women lose their identities when their husbands die.
Our society is set up so that most women lose their identities when their husbands die.
Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them tender.
Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them tender.
Sometimes I think [my husband] is so amazing that I don't know why he's with me. I don't know whether read more
Sometimes I think [my husband] is so amazing that I don't know why he's with me. I don't know whether I'm good enough. But if I make him happy, then I'm everything I want to be.
My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
