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    "Chumps always make the best husbands. When you marry, Sally, grab a chump. Tap his forehead first, and if it rings solid, don't hesitate."

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You can have all the intelligence in the world and don't have enough stamina. I have seen some very bright, read more

You can have all the intelligence in the world and don't have enough stamina. I have seen some very bright, bright women who do not have the stamina for husbands.

by Charleszetta Waddles Found in: Husbands Quotes,
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When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.

When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.

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The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open

by Groucho Marx Found in: Husbands Quotes,
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Husbands are like fires. They go out when unattended.

Husbands are like fires. They go out when unattended.

by Zsa Zsa Gabor Found in: Husbands Quotes,
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The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes.

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes.

by Oscar Wilde Found in: Husbands Quotes,
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Sometimes I think [my husband] is so amazing that I don't know why he's with me. I don't know whether read more

Sometimes I think [my husband] is so amazing that I don't know why he's with me. I don't know whether I'm good enough. But if I make him happy, then I'm everything I want to be.

by Angelina Jolie Found in: Husbands Quotes,
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There is so little difference between husbands you might as well keep the first.

There is so little difference between husbands you might as well keep the first.

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No, I don't understand my husband's theory of relativity, but I know my husband, and I know he can be read more

No, I don't understand my husband's theory of relativity, but I know my husband, and I know he can be trusted.

by Elsa Einstein Found in: Husbands Quotes,
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His purity was too great, his aspiration too high for this poor, miserable world! His great soul is now only read more

His purity was too great, his aspiration too high for this poor, miserable world! His great soul is now only enjoying that for which it was worthy!

by Queen Victoria Found in: Husbands Quotes,
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