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    "Chumps always make the best husbands. When you marry, Sally, grab a chump. Tap his forehead first, and if it rings solid, don't hesitate."

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Our society is set up so that most women lose their identities when their husbands die.

Our society is set up so that most women lose their identities when their husbands die.

by Lynn Caine Found in: Husbands Quotes,
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When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.

When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.

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The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes.

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes.

by Oscar Wilde Found in: Husbands Quotes,
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His purity was too great, his aspiration too high for this poor, miserable world! His great soul is now only read more

His purity was too great, his aspiration too high for this poor, miserable world! His great soul is now only enjoying that for which it was worthy!

by Queen Victoria Found in: Husbands Quotes,
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It's a wise husband who will buy his wife such fine china that she won't trust him to wash the read more

It's a wise husband who will buy his wife such fine china that she won't trust him to wash the dishes

by Honore De Balzac Found in: Husbands Quotes,
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.

by Kin Hubbard Found in: Husbands Quotes,
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Husbands are like fires. They go out when unattended.

Husbands are like fires. They go out when unattended.

by Zsa Zsa Gabor Found in: Husbands Quotes,
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It was a wife's duty to be interested in whatever interested her husband, whether it was politics, books, or a read more

It was a wife's duty to be interested in whatever interested her husband, whether it was politics, books, or a particular dish for dinner.

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American husbands are the best in the world; no other husbands are so generous to their wives, or can be read more

American husbands are the best in the world; no other husbands are so generous to their wives, or can be so easily divorced.

by Elinor Glyn Found in: Husbands Quotes,
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