A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.

A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Never too old to learn. -Latin proverb.

Never too old to learn. -Latin proverb.

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.

In youth we run into difficulties. In old age difficulties run into us.

In youth we run into difficulties. In old age difficulties run into us.

Old age has deformities enough of its own. It should never add to them the deformity of vice.

Old age has deformities enough of its own. It should never add to them the deformity of vice.

The time to begin most things is ten years ago. -Mignon McLaughlin.

The time to begin most things is ten years ago. -Mignon McLaughlin.

Years and sins are always more than owned.

Years and sins are always more than owned.

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.