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    A guy ran a red light like at 2AM, got home fine, no police saw him or anything like that. About 3 weeks later he gets a bill from the police department and a photo of his truck running that light. So, like the smart/dumbass he is, he gets cute, lays out some money on the bed(the price of the ticket), takes a photo of it, and sends it in. So a few weeks pass and he gets another letter, this one has a photo of handcuffs.
    He promptly paid the bill.

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The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.

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An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. - De Legibus, 1240.

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. - De Legibus, 1240.

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Prudent people are very happy; 'tis an exceeding fine thing, that's certain, but I was born without it, and shall read more

Prudent people are very happy; 'tis an exceeding fine thing, that's certain, but I was born without it, and shall retain to my day of Death the Humour of saying what I think. - The Complete Letters of Lady Mary Wortly Montagu.

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A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.

A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.

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Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns. I am thankful that thorns have roses.

Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns. I am thankful that thorns have roses.

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Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking.

Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking.

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If you aren't room temperature, your situation can always be improved.

If you aren't room temperature, your situation can always be improved.

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Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

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A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.

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