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Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns. I am thankful that thorns have roses.

Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns. I am thankful that thorns have roses.

by Alphonse Karr Found in: General sayings Quotes,
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He who knows others is wise.He who knows himself is enlightened. - Tao Te Ching.

He who knows others is wise.He who knows himself is enlightened. - Tao Te Ching.

by Lao Tzu Found in: General sayings Quotes,
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The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.

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A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats.

A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats.

by Anonymous Found in: General sayings Quotes,
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A guy ran a red light like at 2AM, got home fine, no police saw him or anything like that. read more

A guy ran a red light like at 2AM, got home fine, no police saw him or anything like that. About 3 weeks later he gets a bill from the police department and a photo of his truck running that light. So, like the smart/dumbass he is, he gets cute, lays out some money on the bed(the price of the ticket), takes a photo of it, and sends it in. So a few weeks pass and he gets another letter, this one has a photo of handcuffs.
He promptly paid the bill.

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Time is a circus--always packing up and moving away.

Time is a circus--always packing up and moving away.

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I could live a week on one good compliment.

I could live a week on one good compliment.

by Borge Victor Found in: General sayings Quotes,
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Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye.

Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye.

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Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

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