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The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.

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Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns. I am thankful that thorns have roses.

Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns. I am thankful that thorns have roses.

by Alphonse Karr Found in: General sayings Quotes,
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Love is blind, but friendship is clairvoyant.

Love is blind, but friendship is clairvoyant.

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If you aren't room temperature, your situation can always be improved.

If you aren't room temperature, your situation can always be improved.

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A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.

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A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.

A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.

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A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats.

A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats.

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A guy ran a red light like at 2AM, got home fine, no police saw him or anything like that. read more

A guy ran a red light like at 2AM, got home fine, no police saw him or anything like that. About 3 weeks later he gets a bill from the police department and a photo of his truck running that light. So, like the smart/dumbass he is, he gets cute, lays out some money on the bed(the price of the ticket), takes a photo of it, and sends it in. So a few weeks pass and he gets another letter, this one has a photo of handcuffs.
He promptly paid the bill.

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Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

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