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If you aren't room temperature, your situation can always be improved.
If you aren't room temperature, your situation can always be improved.
A guy ran a red light like at 2AM, got home fine, no police saw him or anything like that. read more
A guy ran a red light like at 2AM, got home fine, no police saw him or anything like that. About 3 weeks later he gets a bill from the police department and a photo of his truck running that light. So, like the smart/dumbass he is, he gets cute, lays out some money on the bed(the price of the ticket), takes a photo of it, and sends it in. So a few weeks pass and he gets another letter, this one has a photo of handcuffs.
He promptly paid the bill.
Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns. I am thankful that thorns have roses.
Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns. I am thankful that thorns have roses.
Just when you think that a person is just a backdrop for the rest of the universe, watch them and read more
Just when you think that a person is just a backdrop for the rest of the universe, watch them and see that they laugh, they cry, they tell jokes ... they're just friends waiting to be made.
A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats.
A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats.
Time is a circus--always packing up and moving away.
Time is a circus--always packing up and moving away.
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Everyone is kneaded out of the same dough but not baked in the same oven.
Everyone is kneaded out of the same dough but not baked in the same oven.
Love is blind, but friendship is clairvoyant.
Love is blind, but friendship is clairvoyant.
