An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. - De Legibus, 1240.

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. - De Legibus, 1240.

A guy ran a red light like at 2AM, got home fine, no police saw him or anything like that. read more

A guy ran a red light like at 2AM, got home fine, no police saw him or anything like that. About 3 weeks later he gets a bill from the police department and a photo of his truck running that light. So, like the smart/dumbass he is, he gets cute, lays out some money on the bed(the price of the ticket), takes a photo of it, and sends it in. So a few weeks pass and he gets another letter, this one has a photo of handcuffs.
He promptly paid the bill.

Prudent people are very happy; 'tis an exceeding fine thing, that's certain, but I was born without it, and shall read more

Prudent people are very happy; 'tis an exceeding fine thing, that's certain, but I was born without it, and shall retain to my day of Death the Humour of saying what I think. - The Complete Letters of Lady Mary Wortly Montagu.

Love is blind, but friendship is clairvoyant.

Love is blind, but friendship is clairvoyant.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Just when you think that a person is just a backdrop for the rest of the universe, watch them and read more

Just when you think that a person is just a backdrop for the rest of the universe, watch them and see that they laugh, they cry, they tell jokes ... they're just friends waiting to be made.

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.

I could live a week on one good compliment.

I could live a week on one good compliment.

Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye.

Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye.