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Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. - Points of View.
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. - Points of View.
Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck, and the guy screams and tries to read more
Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing.
A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
Is anything besides the mind ever boggled?
Is anything besides the mind ever boggled?
Dignity is a mask we wear to hide our ignorance.
Dignity is a mask we wear to hide our ignorance.
Americans are pragmatic, relatively uncomplicated, hearty and given to broad humor.
Americans are pragmatic, relatively uncomplicated, hearty and given to broad humor.
I never dare to write
As funny as I can.
I never dare to write
As funny as I can.
I've always been very zealous about not invading other people's private spaces.
I've always been very zealous about not invading other people's private spaces.