Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. - Points of View.

Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. - Points of View.

Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck, and the guy screams and tries to read more

Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing.

A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.

A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.

I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.

I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.

Is anything besides the mind ever boggled?

Is anything besides the mind ever boggled?

Dignity is a mask we wear to hide our ignorance.

Dignity is a mask we wear to hide our ignorance.

Americans are pragmatic, relatively uncomplicated, hearty and given to broad humor.

Americans are pragmatic, relatively uncomplicated, hearty and given to broad humor.

I never dare to write
As funny as I can.

I never dare to write
As funny as I can.

I've always been very zealous about not invading other people's private spaces.

I've always been very zealous about not invading other people's private spaces.