Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker room is the temple where read more

Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker room is the temple where they worship arrested development.

Men don't know much about women. We do know when they're happy. We know when they're crying, and we know read more

Men don't know much about women. We do know when they're happy. We know when they're crying, and we know when they're pissed off. We just don't know in what order these are gonna come at us.

Proclaim human equality as loudly as you like, Witless will serve his brother.

Proclaim human equality as loudly as you like, Witless will serve his brother.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.

Men are born equal but they are also born different.

Men are born equal but they are also born different.

I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.

I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.

He knows little, who will tell his wife all he knows.

He knows little, who will tell his wife all he knows.

Equality consists in the same treatment of similar persons.

Equality consists in the same treatment of similar persons.

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.