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			 I think someone should have had the decency to tell me the luncheon was free. To make someone run out read more 
	 I think someone should have had the decency to tell me the luncheon was free. To make someone run out with potato salad in his hand, pretending he's throwing up, is not what I call hospitality. 
		
 
	
			 Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of read more 
	 Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind. 
		
 
	
			 I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every culture, is the story of Popeye.  
	 I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every culture, is the story of Popeye. 
		
 
	
			 To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it read more 
	 To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad. 
		
 
	
			 We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off and go fishing. But we wouldn't be laughing that evening read more 
	 We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off and go fishing. But we wouldn't be laughing that evening when he'd come back with some whore he picked up in town. 
		
 
	
			 I bet when the neanderthal kids would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick, read more 
	 I bet when the neanderthal kids would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick, heavy brows." Then they would all get embarrassed because they remembered they had the big hunky brows too, and they'd get mad and eat the snowman. 
		
 
	
			 Life, to me, is like a quiet forest pool, one that needs a direct hit from a big rock half-buried read more 
	 Life, to me, is like a quiet forest pool, one that needs a direct hit from a big rock half-buried in the ground. You pull and you pull, but you can't get the rock out of the ground. So you give it a good kick, but you lose your balance and go skidding down the hill toward the pool. Then out comes a big Hawaiian man who was screwing his wife beside the pool because they thought it was real pretty. He tells you to get out of there, but you start faking it, like you're talking Hawaiian, and then he gets mad and chases you... 
		
 
	
			 The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw.  
	 The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw. 
		
 
	
			 He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much he made a woman out read more 
	 He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much he made a woman out of dirt and married her. But when he kissed her, she disintegrated. Later, at the funeral, when the preacher said, "Dust to dust," some people laughed, and the cowboy shot them. At his hanging, he told the others, "I'll be waiting for you in heaven--with a gun.".