Maxioms by W. C. Fields
Never give a sucker an even break.
Never give a sucker an even break.
How is the human race going to survive now that the cost of living has gone up two dollars a read more
How is the human race going to survive now that the cost of living has gone up two dollars a quart?
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
