Maxioms by W. C. Fields
If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen read more
Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil.
