Maxioms by W. C. Fields
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
Happiness means quiet nerves.
Happiness means quiet nerves.
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
