Maxioms by W. C. Fields
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
Horse sense is a good judgement which keeps horses from betting on people.
Horse sense is a good judgement which keeps horses from betting on people.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
Never give a sucker an even break.
Never give a sucker an even break.
