Maxioms by W. C. Fields
Never give a sucker an even break.
Never give a sucker an even break.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen read more
Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil.