Maxioms by W. C. Fields
I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
How is the human race going to survive now that the cost of living has gone up two dollars a read more
How is the human race going to survive now that the cost of living has gone up two dollars a quart?
