Maxioms by W. C. Fields
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
Horse sense is a good judgement which keeps horses from betting on people.
Horse sense is a good judgement which keeps horses from betting on people.
Happiness means quiet nerves.
Happiness means quiet nerves.
