Maxioms by W. C. Fields
Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about read more
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.
