Maxioms by W. C. Fields
Horse sense is a good judgement which keeps horses from betting on people.
Horse sense is a good judgement which keeps horses from betting on people.
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
