Maxioms by W. C. Fields
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
