Maxioms by W. C. Fields
Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
