Maxioms by W. C. Fields
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
Happiness means quiet nerves.
Happiness means quiet nerves.
Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
