W. C. Fields

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about read more

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.