Maxioms by W. C. Fields
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about read more
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.
Happiness means quiet nerves.
Happiness means quiet nerves.
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
