Maxioms by W. C. Fields
I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
Never give a sucker an even break.
Never give a sucker an even break.
Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen read more
Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil.
How is the human race going to survive now that the cost of living has gone up two dollars a read more
How is the human race going to survive now that the cost of living has gone up two dollars a quart?
