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How is the human race going to survive now that the cost of living has gone up two dollars a read more

How is the human race going to survive now that the cost of living has gone up two dollars a quart?

by W. C. Fields Found in: Inflation Quotes,
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Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.

by W. C. Fields Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.

by W. C. Fields Found in: Illness Quotes,
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If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.

by W. C. Fields Found in: Life Quotes,
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Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.

Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.

by W. C. Fields Found in: Drinking Quotes,
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