Maxioms by W. C. Fields
Never give a sucker an even break.
Never give a sucker an even break.
If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
