W. C. Fields

How is the human race going to survive now that the cost of living has gone up two dollars a read more

How is the human race going to survive now that the cost of living has gone up two dollars a quart?

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.

Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about read more

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.