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Maxioms by Mark Twain

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In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.

In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.

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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.

Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.

by Mark Twain Found in: Emotion Quotes,
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If you have no will to change it, you have no right to criticize it

If you have no will to change it, you have no right to criticize it

by Mark Twain Found in: Criticism Quotes,
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Satan hasn't a single salaried helper; the Opposition employ a million.

Satan hasn't a single salaried helper; the Opposition employ a million.

by Mark Twain Found in: God Quotes,
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I have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.

I have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.

by Mark Twain Found in: Mind Quotes,
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