Maxioms by Mark Twain
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.
Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
If you have no will to change it, you have no right to criticize it
If you have no will to change it, you have no right to criticize it
Satan hasn't a single salaried helper; the Opposition employ a million.
Satan hasn't a single salaried helper; the Opposition employ a million.
I have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.
I have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.
