Maxioms by Mark Twain
Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today.
Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today.
It is the difference of opinion that makes horse races.
It is the difference of opinion that makes horse races.
Heaven goes by favor; if it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
Heaven goes by favor; if it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination
Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination
A man cannot be uncomfortable without his own approval
A man cannot be uncomfortable without his own approval
