Mark Twain

Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.

Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.

Man will do many things to get himself loved; he will do all things to get himself envied

Man will do many things to get himself loved; he will do all things to get himself envied

Let me make the superstitions of a nation and I care not who makes its laws or its songs either.

Let me make the superstitions of a nation and I care not who makes its laws or its songs either.

Irreverence is the champion of liberty and its only sure defense

Irreverence is the champion of liberty and its only sure defense

It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.

It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.