Maxioms by Mark Twain
True irreverence is disrespect for another man's god
True irreverence is disrespect for another man's god
The church is always trying to get other people to reform; it might not be a bad idea to reform read more
The church is always trying to get other people to reform; it might not be a bad idea to reform itself a little, by way of example
My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.
My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.
I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
It is the difference of opinion that makes horse races.
It is the difference of opinion that makes horse races.