Maxioms by Mark Twain
Prophecy: Two bull's eyes out of a possible million
Prophecy: Two bull's eyes out of a possible million
Modesty antedates clothes and will be resumed when clothes are no more. Modesty died when clothes were born. Modesty died read more
Modesty antedates clothes and will be resumed when clothes are no more. Modesty died when clothes were born. Modesty died when false modesty was born.
Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today.
Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today.
Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.
Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.