Mark Twain

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.

Love is when two people know everything about eachother and are still friends.

Love is when two people know everything about eachother and are still friends.

There are no people who are quite so vulgar as the over-refined.

There are no people who are quite so vulgar as the over-refined.

All that I care to know is that a man is a human being--that is enough for me; he can't read more

All that I care to know is that a man is a human being--that is enough for me; he can't be any worse.

It takes your enemy and your friend, working together to hurt you to the heart; the one to slander you read more

It takes your enemy and your friend, working together to hurt you to the heart; the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you