Mark Twain

Only a government that is rich and safe can afford to be a democracy, for democracy is the most expensive read more

Only a government that is rich and safe can afford to be a democracy, for democracy is the most expensive and nefarious kind of government ever heard of on earth.

Accident is the name of the greatest of all inventors.

Accident is the name of the greatest of all inventors.

We are all alike, on the inside.

We are all alike, on the inside.

A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.

A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.

The trouble with you Chicago people is that you think you are the best people down here, whereas you are read more

The trouble with you Chicago people is that you think you are the best people down here, whereas you are merely the most numerous.