Maxioms by Mark Twain
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.
Frankness is a jewel; only the young can afford it
Frankness is a jewel; only the young can afford it
Prejudice cannot see the things that are because it is always looking for things that aren't
Prejudice cannot see the things that are because it is always looking for things that aren't
Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired
Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired
