Maxioms by Mark Twain
There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist, except an old optimist.
There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist, except an old optimist.
There are no people who are quite so vulgar as the over-refined.
There are no people who are quite so vulgar as the over-refined.
It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.
It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.
Satan hasn't a single salaried helper; the Opposition employ a million.
Satan hasn't a single salaried helper; the Opposition employ a million.
If you can't get a compliment any other way, pay yourself one.
If you can't get a compliment any other way, pay yourself one.
