Mark Twain

Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.

Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.

It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.

It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.

A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read.

A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read.

If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.

If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.

There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race, and finish the farce.

There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race, and finish the farce.