Mark Twain

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.

Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.

Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else; this is not advice, it is merely custom.

Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else; this is not advice, it is merely custom.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.