Maxioms by Mark Twain
When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.
When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.
The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.
The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.
Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.
Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.
We have a criminal jury system which is superior to any in the world; and its efficiency is only marred read more
We have a criminal jury system which is superior to any in the world; and its efficiency is only marred by the difficulty of finding twelve men every day who don't know anything and can't read.
Be good and you will be lonesome
Be good and you will be lonesome
