Maxioms by Mark Twain
If you can't get a compliment any other way, pay yourself one.
If you can't get a compliment any other way, pay yourself one.
It's easy to quit smoking. I've done it hundreds of times.
It's easy to quit smoking. I've done it hundreds of times.
Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.
Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.
Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step read more
Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.
