The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.

I'm really exciting. I smile a lot, I win a lot, and I'm really sexy.

I'm really exciting. I smile a lot, I win a lot, and I'm really sexy.

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.

Everyone looks so much better when they smile.

Everyone looks so much better when they smile.

When you consider all the stars I have managed, mere submarines make me smile.

When you consider all the stars I have managed, mere submarines make me smile.

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.

Everytime you smile at someone, it is an action of love, a gift to that person, a beautiful thing.

Everytime you smile at someone, it is an action of love, a gift to that person, a beautiful thing.

A smile is a light in the window of the soul indicating that the heart is at home.

A smile is a light in the window of the soul indicating that the heart is at home.

Age mellows some people; others it makes rotten. -Heard in Arkansas.

Age mellows some people; others it makes rotten. -Heard in Arkansas.