Maxioms by Mark Twain
What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.
What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.
Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.
Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.
Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
We do no benevolences whose first benefit is not for ourselves
We do no benevolences whose first benefit is not for ourselves
Sacred cows make the best hamburger
Sacred cows make the best hamburger
