Mark Twain

Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.

Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.

There has been much tragedy in my life; at least half of it actually happend. -Mark Twain.

There has been much tragedy in my life; at least half of it actually happend. -Mark Twain.

A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.

A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.