Groucho Marx

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.