Maxioms by Groucho Marx
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
My mother loved children--she would have given anything if I had been one.
My mother loved children--she would have given anything if I had been one.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
