Maxioms by Groucho Marx
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day read more
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Outside of a dog, a man's best friend is a book. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Outside of a dog, a man's best friend is a book. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough
I've had a wonderful evening - but this wasn't it.
I've had a wonderful evening - but this wasn't it.
