Maxioms by George Carlin
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it read more
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose
I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this read more
I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work.
