Maxioms by George Carlin
The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces read more
I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
The caterpillar does all the work but the butterfly gets all the publicity
The caterpillar does all the work but the butterfly gets all the publicity
