Maxioms by George Carlin
Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!
Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
The caterpillar does all the work but the butterfly gets all the publicity
The caterpillar does all the work but the butterfly gets all the publicity
By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
