Fran Lebowitz

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.

Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc jockey read more

Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc jockey is not allowed to talk.

Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.

Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.

Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to read more

Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.rn