Maxioms by Fran Lebowitz
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy
Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy
No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own read more
No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation."
Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
