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    No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation."

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Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies.

Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies.

by Gene Hill Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg read more

How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.

by Abraham Lincoln Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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If it wasn't for dogs, some people would never go for a walk.

If it wasn't for dogs, some people would never go for a walk.

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Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.

by Roger Caras Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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Well-washed and well-combed domestic pets grow dull; they miss the stimulus of fleas.

Well-washed and well-combed domestic pets grow dull; they miss the stimulus of fleas.

by Francis Galton Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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He was such a dear little cock-tailed pup.

He was such a dear little cock-tailed pup.

by Richard Harris Barham Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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And in that town a dog was found,
As many dogs there be,
Both mongrel, puppy, whelp read more

And in that town a dog was found,
As many dogs there be,
Both mongrel, puppy, whelp and hound,
And curs of low degree.

by Oliver Goldsmith Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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His faithful dog salutes the smiling guest.

His faithful dog salutes the smiling guest.

by Thomas Campbell Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . . suggest that he wear read more

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . . suggest that he wear a tail.

by Fran Lebowitz Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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