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    No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation."

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For to him that is joined to all the living there is hope: for a
living dog is better read more

For to him that is joined to all the living there is hope: for a
living dog is better than a dead lion.

by Bible Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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Well-washed and well-combed domestic pets grow dull; they miss the stimulus of fleas.

Well-washed and well-combed domestic pets grow dull; they miss the stimulus of fleas.

by Francis Galton Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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But it is happened unto them according to the true proverb, The
dog is turned to his own vomit read more

But it is happened unto them according to the true proverb, The
dog is turned to his own vomit again; and the sow that was washed
to her wallowing in the mire.

by Bible Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg read more

How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.

by Abraham Lincoln Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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Who loves me will love my dog also.
[Fr., Que me amat, amet et canem meum.]

Who loves me will love my dog also.
[Fr., Que me amat, amet et canem meum.]

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If it wasn't for dogs, some people would never go for a walk.

If it wasn't for dogs, some people would never go for a walk.

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If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two read more

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.

by Phil Pastoret Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and read more

In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.

by Mark Twain Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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He was such a dear little cock-tailed pup.

He was such a dear little cock-tailed pup.

by Richard Harris Barham Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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