Fran Lebowitz

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.

In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.

Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy

Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy

The opposite of talking is not listening. The opposite of talking is waiting. -Fran Lebowitz.

The opposite of talking is not listening. The opposite of talking is waiting. -Fran Lebowitz.

Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc jockey read more

Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc jockey is not allowed to talk.