Maxioms by Fran Lebowitz
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . . suggest that he wear read more
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . . suggest that he wear a tail.
The opposite of talking is not listening. The opposite of talking is waiting. -Fran Lebowitz.
The opposite of talking is not listening. The opposite of talking is waiting. -Fran Lebowitz.
If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract teach him to read more
If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.
In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.
