Maxioms by Fran Lebowitz
If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract teach him to read more
If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own read more
No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation."
Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy
Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
