Maxioms by Fran Lebowitz
Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
Only the little people pay taxes.
Only the little people pay taxes.
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.
In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.
