Fran Lebowitz

Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.

Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.

If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract teach him to read more

If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.

Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy

Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy

Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.

Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.