Fran Lebowitz

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.

If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.

If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.

Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to read more

Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.