Maxioms by Erma Bombeck
Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
Vacation is what you take when you can't take what you've been taking any longer.
Vacation is what you take when you can't take what you've been taking any longer.
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
Remember, people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold -- but read more
Remember, people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold -- but so does a hard-boiled egg.
