Erma Bombeck

Skiing: I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill

Skiing: I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.

One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop read more

One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.

Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two read more

Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed.

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance