Maxioms by Erma Bombeck
It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
Skiing: I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill
Skiing: I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill
I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent.
I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent.
When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a read more
When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, "I used everything you gave me.
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
