Maxioms by Erma Bombeck
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely.
Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely.
I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food
I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food
When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a read more
When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, "I used everything you gave me.
There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
