Maxioms by Erma Bombeck
I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent.
I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent.
Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely.
Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely.
It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
