Maxioms by Erma Bombeck
Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
Great dreams... never even get out of the box. It takes an uncommon amount of guts to put your dreams read more
Great dreams... never even get out of the box. It takes an uncommon amount of guts to put your dreams on the line, to hold them up and say, 'How good or how bad am I?' That's where courage comes in.
Vacation is what you take when you can't take what you've been taking any longer.
Vacation is what you take when you can't take what you've been taking any longer.
