Maxioms by Erma Bombeck
When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a read more
When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, "I used everything you gave me.
It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
Remember, people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold -- but read more
Remember, people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold -- but so does a hard-boiled egg.
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.