Erma Bombeck

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance

Skiing: I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill

Skiing: I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill

When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a read more

When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, "I used everything you gave me.

It seemed rather incongruous that in a society of supersophisticated communication, we often suffer from a shortage of listeners.

It seemed rather incongruous that in a society of supersophisticated communication, we often suffer from a shortage of listeners.

There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.

There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.