Maxioms by Erma Bombeck
Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a read more
When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, "I used everything you gave me.
It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
