Erma Bombeck

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance

It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.

It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.

One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop read more

One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely.

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely.