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I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.

by Roseanne Barr Found in: Housework Quotes,
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Few tasks are more like the torture of Sisyphus than housework, with its endless repetition: the clean becomes soiled, the read more

Few tasks are more like the torture of Sisyphus than housework, with its endless repetition: the clean becomes soiled, the soiled is made clean, over and over, day after day.

by Simone De Beauvoir Found in: Housework Quotes,
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There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any read more

There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.

by Quentin Crisp Found in: Housework Quotes,
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The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste read more

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours.

by Lady Hasluck Found in: Housework Quotes,
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Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing?

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing?

by Katherine Whitehorn Found in: Housework Quotes,
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People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal read more

People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes.

by Margaret Mahy Found in: Housework Quotes,
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Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door.

Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door.

by Marcelene Cox Found in: Housework Quotes,
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A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor.

A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor.

by Lucille Kallen Found in: Housework Quotes,
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Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it

by Evan Esar Found in: Housework Quotes,
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