Bob Hope ( 10 of 14 )
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.
I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
People who throw kisses are mighty, hopelessly lazy.
People who throw kisses are mighty, hopelessly lazy.
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
