Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.

Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.

All diseases run into one, old age.

All diseases run into one, old age.

Old age comes at a bad time. -San Banducci.

Old age comes at a bad time. -San Banducci.

By the time we've made it, we've had it. -Malcolm Forbes.

By the time we've made it, we've had it. -Malcolm Forbes.

I've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a guy should have at my read more

I've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a guy should have at my age.

We get too soon old and too late smart. -Pennsylvania Dutch proverb.

We get too soon old and too late smart. -Pennsylvania Dutch proverb.

Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternatives.

Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternatives.

As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands, one for helping yourself, the other for helping read more

As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands, one for helping yourself, the other for helping others.