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    The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

    by Bob Hope Found in Dogs Quotes,
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Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me read more

Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar.

by Steve Allen Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own read more

No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation."

by Fran Lebowitz Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he read more

Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end.

by Max Eastman Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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The more I see the representatives of the people, the more I love
my dogs.
[Fr., Plus je read more

The more I see the representatives of the people, the more I love
my dogs.
[Fr., Plus je vois des representants du peuple, plus j'aime mes
chiens.]

by Alphonse De Lamartine Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

by Ann Landers Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise read more

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear

by Dave Barry Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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His faithful dog salutes the smiling guest.

His faithful dog salutes the smiling guest.

by Thomas Campbell Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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It's no coincidence that man's best friend cannot talk.

It's no coincidence that man's best friend cannot talk.

by Anonymous Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal read more

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.

by Mark Twain Found in: Dogs Quotes, Gratitude Quotes,
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