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    A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

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Money is like manure. If you spread it around it does a lot of good. But if you pile it read more

Money is like manure. If you spread it around it does a lot of good. But if you pile it up in one place it stinks like hell.

by Junior Murchison Found in: Money Quotes,
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Marketers are out there trying to figure out how to get your money out of your child.

Marketers are out there trying to figure out how to get your money out of your child.

by Maggie Gallagher Found in: Money Quotes,
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The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

by Kin Hubbard Found in: Money Quotes,
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Money is the sixth sense that makes it possible to enjoy the other five.

Money is the sixth sense that makes it possible to enjoy the other five.

by Richard Ney Found in: Money Quotes,
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Those who have some means think that the most important thing in the world is love. The poor know that read more

Those who have some means think that the most important thing in the world is love. The poor know that it is money.

by Gerald Brenan Found in: Money Quotes,
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Money was made, not to command our will, But all our lawful pleasures to fulfill. Shame and woe to us, read more

Money was made, not to command our will, But all our lawful pleasures to fulfill. Shame and woe to us, if we our wealth obey; The horse doth with the horseman away.

by Abraham Cowley Found in: Money Quotes, Shame Quotes,
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Money is a handmaiden, if thou knowest how to use it; a mistress, if thou knowest not.

Money is a handmaiden, if thou knowest how to use it; a mistress, if thou knowest not.

by Horace Found in: Money Quotes,
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Money does all things for reward. Some are pious and honest as long as they thrive upon it, but if read more

Money does all things for reward. Some are pious and honest as long as they thrive upon it, but if the devil himself gives better wages, they soon change their party.

by Seneca Found in: Money Quotes,
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Make ducks and drakes with shillings.

Make ducks and drakes with shillings.

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