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Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon compounds that crawl.

Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon compounds that crawl.

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A period of travel and relaxation when you take twice the clothes and half the money you need.

A period of travel and relaxation when you take twice the clothes and half the money you need.

by Anonymous Found in: Vacation Quotes,
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If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

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Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the opinion read more

Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.

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If you think before you speak the other guy gets its joke in first.

If you think before you speak the other guy gets its joke in first.

by Anonymous Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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To get something done a committee should consist of three men, two of whom are absent.

To get something done a committee should consist of three men, two of whom are absent.

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In times of stress and strain, people will vote.

In times of stress and strain, people will vote.

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Set a thief to catch a thief.

Set a thief to catch a thief.

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A committee is a group of the unwilling, chosen from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.

A committee is a group of the unwilling, chosen from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.

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"Your problem isn't karma, Sheldon, it's attitude!" "Well, Lonnie, maybe it's attitudinal karma !"

"Your problem isn't karma, Sheldon, it's attitude!" "Well, Lonnie, maybe it's attitudinal karma !"

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