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A period of travel and relaxation when you take twice the clothes and half the money you need.
A period of travel and relaxation when you take twice the clothes and half the money you need.
Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all.
Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all.
A committee is a group of the unwilling, chosen from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
A committee is a group of the unwilling, chosen from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered.
Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered.
Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon compounds that crawl.
Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon compounds that crawl.
He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit.
He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit.
If you think before you speak the other guy gets its joke in first.
If you think before you speak the other guy gets its joke in first.
"Your problem isn't karma, Sheldon, it's attitude!" "Well, Lonnie, maybe it's attitudinal karma !"
"Your problem isn't karma, Sheldon, it's attitude!" "Well, Lonnie, maybe it's attitudinal karma !"
If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.
If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.
In times of stress and strain, people will vote.
In times of stress and strain, people will vote.
