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The right half of the brain controls the left half of the body. This means that only left handed people read more
The right half of the brain controls the left half of the body. This means that only left handed people are in their right mind.
When you laugh, be sure to laugh at what people do and not at what people are.
When you laugh, be sure to laugh at what people do and not at what people are.
To get something done a committee should consist of three men, two of whom are absent.
To get something done a committee should consist of three men, two of whom are absent.
Philosophy is a study that lets us be unhappy more intelligently.
Philosophy is a study that lets us be unhappy more intelligently.
Help me to resist temptation, Lord, especially when I know no one is looking.
Help me to resist temptation, Lord, especially when I know no one is looking.
"Your problem isn't karma, Sheldon, it's attitude!" "Well, Lonnie, maybe it's attitudinal karma !"
"Your problem isn't karma, Sheldon, it's attitude!" "Well, Lonnie, maybe it's attitudinal karma !"
A diplomat is a man who remembers a lady's birthday but forgets her age.
A diplomat is a man who remembers a lady's birthday but forgets her age.
A committee is a group of the unwilling, chosen from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
A committee is a group of the unwilling, chosen from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit.
He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit.
The purpose of a liberal education is to make one's mind a pleasant place to spend one's leisure.
The purpose of a liberal education is to make one's mind a pleasant place to spend one's leisure.
