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If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

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The massive gates of circumstance
Are turned upon the smallest hinge,
And thus some seeming pettiest chance
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The massive gates of circumstance
Are turned upon the smallest hinge,
And thus some seeming pettiest chance
Oft gives our life its after-tinge.
The trifles of our daily lives,
The common things, scarce worth recall,
Whereof no visible trace survives,
These are the mainsprings after all.

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"Your problem isn't karma, Sheldon, it's attitude!" "Well, Lonnie, maybe it's attitudinal karma !"

"Your problem isn't karma, Sheldon, it's attitude!" "Well, Lonnie, maybe it's attitudinal karma !"

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Help me to resist temptation, Lord, especially when I know no one is looking.

Help me to resist temptation, Lord, especially when I know no one is looking.

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The right half of the brain controls the left half of the body. This means that only left handed people read more

The right half of the brain controls the left half of the body. This means that only left handed people are in their right mind.

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In times of stress and strain, people will vote.

In times of stress and strain, people will vote.

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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.

Your ignorance cramps my conversation.

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Philosophy is a study that lets us be unhappy more intelligently.

Philosophy is a study that lets us be unhappy more intelligently.

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Blasphemy is a victimless crime.

Blasphemy is a victimless crime.

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Firm and erect the Caledonian stood;
Sound was his mutton, and his claret good;
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Firm and erect the Caledonian stood;
Sound was his mutton, and his claret good;
"Let him drink port!" the English statesman cried:
He drank the poison, and his spirit died.

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