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Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME.
Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME.
To get something done a committee should consist of three men, two of whom are absent.
To get something done a committee should consist of three men, two of whom are absent.
There is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won't, and that's a spouse who can't read more
There is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won't, and that's a spouse who can't cook and will.
Behavior is what a man does, not what he thinks, feels, or believes.
Behavior is what a man does, not what he thinks, feels, or believes.
Research is the art of seeing what everyone else has seen, and doing what no-one else has done.
Research is the art of seeing what everyone else has seen, and doing what no-one else has done.
I go away and come again each day,
But thou shalt go away and ne'er return.
I go away and come again each day,
But thou shalt go away and ne'er return.
They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
Love is a matter of chemistry, but Sex is a matter of physics.
Love is a matter of chemistry, but Sex is a matter of physics.
Live every day as if it were your last and then some day you'll be right.
Live every day as if it were your last and then some day you'll be right.
Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered.
Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered.
